germans find world's oldest dildo

You just can’t pass up “news” like this:

German scientists are tickled pink after unearthing one of the world's oldest sculpted phalluses – 20cm of polished siltstone lovingly created around 28,000 years ago.

The stone schlong was discovered in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm, Swabia, by a Tübingen University team. Professor Nicholas Conard, from the university's snappily-named department of Early Prehistory and Quaternary Ecology, explained the excitment to the BBC thus: “Female representations with highly accentuated sexual attributes are very well documented at many sites, but male representations are very, very rare.”

Link via: The Register

 

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