All they do is advertise more friggin' news. Actually, calling it
“news” may be disgenuine. Seriously, does anyone living in Central
Florida not know that it is hurricane fucking season?!?! Do we really
need an hour “news” special to tell us how we got screwed last year and
scaring us into thinking it will happen this year and the only thing
that will keep us alive is watching MORE news? Please let the power go
out early when the first hurricane hits.