As talk of working together progressed, Dan suggested we become like Master-Blaster from Mad Max. He told me, but, of course I forgot which one I was and had to have him remind me. I'm Blaster. I've always wanted to be the muscle.
Which reminds me of what Nelson told me last time I worked out: now, we're going to do one called the 'nose crusher'. When I asked where it got it's name, he said “Because if you do it wrong, the bar will crush your nose.” While my nose stayed intact, this is the most sadistic excercise ever designed. My triceps were sore for four days–usually, they're only sore for two.