Category Archives: Rants

Note to Yoko Ono: Learn to use a mic

Seriously. You'd think someone that has probably spoken into a mic before would know not to blow into it.

Note to Bob Costas: They had fireworks in the Renaissance period

I'm watching the Olympic opening ceremonies on CBS and Bob Costas just said something that didn't make sense to me (which is really bad since I don't know history for shit). When the Renaissance portion had fireworks, he said that…

wtf, is it be an asshole week?

I just got done dealing with a third asshole in as many days. Did I miss an announcement about being rude and stupid when asking for help?

why the tv news sucks

All they do is advertise more friggin' news. Actually, calling it
"news" may be disgenuine. Seriously, does anyone living in Central
Florida not know that it is hurricane fucking season?!?! Do we really
need an hour "news" special to tell us how we…

30 hours…

… is not a good amount of time to be awake continuously. It is even
worse when you are on the phone with Microsoft support for 13 of those
hours.

Since I'm too tired to say much more, check out my other blog,…