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	<title>All the Good Titles Were Taken - Chris Scott &#187; Rants</title>
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		<title>Adobe: Slowest. Support. Evar.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 18:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Not only is using the Adobe/Macromedia site incredibly, slowly painful but their web support is even worse. I submitted a ticket on 10/12/06 and finally received a reply on 11/3/06--22 days.</p>
<p>At least with their phone support, I was only disconnected&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not only is using the Adobe/Macromedia site incredibly, slowly painful but their web support is even worse. I submitted a ticket on 10/12/06 and finally received a reply on 11/3/06--22 days.</p>
<p>At least with their phone support, I was only disconnected once and on hold for 30 mins. before getting an answer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/adobe" rel="tag">adobe</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/macromedia" rel="tag">macromedia</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/techsupport" rel="tag">techsupport</a></p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>How about some Magic in full-screen HD?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>How about it WRBW? I don&#39;t really care for basketball, but I figured I&#39;d watch tonight&#39;s opener since it was in HD. I switch over to WRBWHD on Brighthouse and it is in LQWTABOTSHD (Low Quality With Those Annoying Bars&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How about it WRBW? I don&#39;t really care for basketball, but I figured I&#39;d watch tonight&#39;s opener since it was in HD. I switch over to WRBWHD on Brighthouse and it is in LQWTABOTSHD (Low Quality With Those Annoying Bars On The Side HD).&nbsp; Full-screen HD gets me interested in football games I could care less about, so I&#39;m sure it would work its magic (sorry) for basketball.</p>
<p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/orlando" rel="tag">orlando</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/magic" rel="tag">magic</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/orlandomagic" rel="tag">orlandomagic</a></p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Halloween Ad/Headline Puns</title>
		<link>http://iamzed.com/2006/10/02/halloween-adheadline-puns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 13:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>As soon as the big hand and the little hand met for the first time in October, an ad was placed or news headline run that had a Halloween pun in it. Already, on the second day of October I&#39;m&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As soon as the big hand and the little hand met for the first time in October, an ad was placed or news headline run that had a Halloween pun in it. Already, on the second day of October I&#39;m over the puns. Today&#39;s turd was &quot;Prices so Low It&#39;s Scary!!&quot;. I guess they should get points for the proper use of the apostrophe, but those would be negated by the double exclamation point.</p>
<p>If you are going the Halloween pun route, why not try to be a bit more creative like &quot;Prices so Low They&#39;ll Scare the Boo Out of You!!&quot; (use another exclamation point for super-ultra emphasis)?</p>
<p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/halloween" rel="tag">halloween</a></p>
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		<title>ABC: No HD for World Cup Finals Penalty Kicks?</title>
		<link>http://iamzed.com/2006/07/09/abc-no-hd-for-world-cup-finals-penalty-kicks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 00:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Scott</dc:creator>
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WTF? Been watching in HD all game long and then they come back from break to begin the PKs and now I&#39;m back to regular TV.</p>
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WTF? Been watching in HD all game long and then they come back from break to begin the PKs and now I&#39;m back to regular TV.</p>
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		<title>Note to Peter Gabriel: You rock!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2006 08:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Scott</dc:creator>
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I don&#39;t like the Beatles (yeah, shoot me). However, Imagine is a good song but I don&#39;t like John Lennon&#39;s singing. Peter Gabriel did it justice.</p>
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I don&#39;t like the Beatles (yeah, shoot me). However, Imagine is a good song but I don&#39;t like John Lennon&#39;s singing. Peter Gabriel did it justice.</p>
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